Printing and Shirts:

Our designs are printed on American Apparel 2001/2 shirts, except the guys 'Mildly Regarded,' which we printed on Hanes 50/50. Our shirts are manufactured and printed in the USA.

American Apparel 2001/02 shirts are slim-fitting and 100% cotton (except 'NOSCAR,'which is 90% cotton and 10% polyester). Unless you already know how they fit on you, please order AT LEAST ONE SIZE LARGER than your usual T-shirt size.

Forms of Payment:

We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover or direct payments, all through PayPal. You do not need a PayPal account to make a purchase. We also accept Stripe.


Standard shipping for orders in the US takes about 5-10 business days. In the beginning, we are shipping USPS First Class. We will be adding USPS Priority Mail soon. International orders are shipped USPS First Class International Mail.

Shipping Costs:

Shipping costs just $5.00 per order for all continental US addresses, whether it's one shirt or ten. We're trying to make you laugh, not cry.

International shipping starts at $10.00 for one shirt. Total international shipping costs depend on the size of your order and the country you are ordering from. All international orders are subject to all customs duties and fees charged by the destination country. Shipping fees will be added to your order after you decide on the size of your order and the destination country of the order.

Return Policies:

We want you to be happy. We accept unworn shirts for exchange within 14 days of delivery. The shirts must also be in new condition.

Please contact us first at:

to start the return process. You must also include a copy of your original invoice and pay your own postage to:

Cake & Rockets LLC
106 W. Germania Pl. Loft #304
Chicago, IL 60610

We will try our hardest to make you happy with your experience with Cake & Rockets.

Spec Designs:

We do not accept spec designs or suggestions for new designs. All of our ideas are developed internally by a team of very off-centered humorists. We are in the process of starting to contract out our graphic design ideas to much more talented freelance designers and thus become a more 'graphic' firm. Watch your in-box for our plea to use your brilliant talents. We will even pay for them. Please stay tuned.

Any Further Questions:

Please contact us by using the Contact Page. Thanks.

The Cake & Rockets Team
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